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We publish books because it's the new in-thing to do, kind of like swing dancing and slap bracelets. The books all happen to be really fucking good because rodents are unnaturally lucky. As the saying goes, the bigger the rodent, the luckier you get. Like all sayings, this is 100% true. To put it another way, if you want to have your cake and eat it too, just think about time as another dimension, and in one of those dimensions, the cake is your girlfriend. In summary, read to achieve. Big Rodent Books is the least profitable division of Big Rodent. |